September 16th, 2013 → 5:41 am @ Lea // No Comments

“A deed of death done on the innocent.” – Titus Andronicus

It was a nice day yesterday afternoon and my son, husband, and I were driving in the car.  All the windows were open, including the sunroof.  Now in one of the cupholders in my car, for months now, has sat a little stuffed frog named Froggy that my son likes to blame whenever he emits a smelly toot. When it happened this time I picked Froggy up, wagged my finger at him in reprimand, and threw him towards the backseat.  But I overestimated the distance and we all watched as Froggy arced up in the air and sailed right out of the sunroof.  It was awful and hilarious and completely incomprehensible to my son all at the same time.  “Mommy, why did you do that?”  I’m afraid I couldn’t answer I was laughing so hard…