September 12th, 2013 → 6:06 am @ // No Comments

“Britain’s a world by itself, and we will nothing pay for wearing our own noses.” – Cymbeline

A friend of mine forwarded to me the following bit of British Humor, care of John Cleese:

“The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be ra…ised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.”

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